Rudyard Kipling

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke."

Ernest Miller Hemmingway

“A man can be destroyed but not defeated.”

Oscar Wilde

"Be yourself, everyone else is taken."

Harry Truman

"I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell".

James Robert Doyle

“Never waste your time with self criticism. There will always be lesser people willing to do that for you.”

“Of all life’s many pleasures I shall miss when I die, I must mention wine and breathing although not necessarily in that order.”

George Bernard Shaw

“You see things, and you say why? But I dream things that never were; and I say why not?”

Charles Colson

"When you got em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

Colson was a former Special Counsel for President Richard Nixon from 1969 to 1973, he is noted for being the first member of the Nixon administration to be incarcerated for Watergate-related charges.

Mark Twain

"The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example."

Winston Churchill

“Mr. Churchill you are drunk!  Yes madam, I am drunk and you are ugly. But, tomorrow, I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"God is dead!"

Dave Barry

"WHY DON’T MEN LISTEN TO WOMEN? They do listen. But they listen for specific information. Men are problem-solvers. They are doers. When you talk to them, they are listening to determine (a) what the problem is, and what they need to do about it, so that they can resume watching ESPN. When they have the information they need, they stop listening."

Golda Meir

"He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!"